Trains!

The analogy for the week: Men are trains!
Anyways the night started off right, HalfPint, Cheetah, HonoraryMember, SouljaBoy, and CountryClub headed to the Unicorn, since none of them had been there before. A cute pub downtown, pretty traditional feel since it was basically in a basement. And all the tables had unicorns on them! So cute!
On the way back there was a little vandalism incident in the elevator. "I thought we were supposed to take an elevator." ...We had just gotten off it...
In line for the den there were more pictures. And don't ask where the jar came from... It just magically appeared!
Though back to trains... The analogy works quite well as Cheetah pointed out:

• They come and go.
• You ride them.
• Sometimes it's a short ride, some last much longer.
• You can put your baggage on them.
  
• Sometimes you need to stoke their fire.

You can only imagine how far this can go. But CountryClub decided last night that her train has left the station waving his Stallion hoof as he travels off into the distant sunset. "Bye Train!"
And apparently MGD has a new train. She hoped on at the station last night and she didn't hop right off. Because apparently she broke the first rule, she gave him her number! He must have been some kisser (yes that's right there was a little dance floor lip lock).
Though MGD was not the only one who had a make-out session while dancing. The Tsar almost had his shirt ripped off in front of all of us. But luckily for us we did not have to bear witness to that.
On friday, the crew headed to Mile 1 for MotherGoose's soci club's function. A pretty entertaining night of tons of pictures and Guitar Hero at the bar. CountryClub had a bit of an off night... But apparently it was just because she was cold. So she, HalfPint, and Lost&Found headed back to Rez.
After Mile 1 the rest of the crew continued on to the Crack Alley (oh sorry I meant Back). While at the Alley MotherGoose and Matrix also met new trains and spent the night dancing away with them. There members of the 6K crew were also there. Clueless was as Cluesless as ever, and Fudge... well he was there. HonouraryMember spent the night dancing with CountryClub's friend Tool. Tool was a Tool and picked up Crosby... we'll leave it at that.
A hilarious night was had on Saturday. Cheetah and ManU had everyone laughing until they cried. ManU was HHIGH and Cheetah was DRHHUNK. ManU thought it would be great to get stuck in the moment with Cheetah, and he also performed a sneaky stab and grab on a mischievous confetti gun.

Though a 3am fire alarm was enough to kill anyone. Especially in the state most people were in...
xx...YKYLM

Reading Week...

All of reading week was a bit cas since most people weren't here. Though the highlights need to be noted:

• monday was the new poker... and Lost&Found won...
  
• tuesday was another trip to Moosies where HotLips and K started getting along very nicely... Lost&Found was sexiled... for 3 nights in a row...
• thursday HalfPint snuck into a casino... watch out Ocean's 11!
• friday was Hi Fi where Cheetah met Saskatoon... and his uncle...
• saturday was a trip to the Cherry... aka super sketch! Tho MotherGoose and Nelson stayed back and watched Transformers and Blade III.

YKYLM!!

Valentine's Day

As another weekend begins "love is in the air". Ok not exactly. Or at least not any more than usual... For Valentine's Day (Thursday) HalfPint decided that everyone should celebrate the friendship and love we've created from our "new" family. Aww....
Therefore a trip to Moose McGuire's was in order. So HalfPint, Lost&Found, HotLips, Cheetah, Crosby, MGD, HonoraryMember, and Birdie, headed over to the pub for an evening of a nice dinner and "fancy drinks".
When back at Rez there was a pre-drinking session... Because everyone who had just gotten back needed more to drink. But seeing as CountryClub had just got back from class, DJ and Nathan2.0 had been on a hot date, and not everyone else had gone to Moosies a quick session was required. Though it did get quite entertaining when Crosby started referring to a "stallion" of some kind... And then "rawred"!! Someone has to go back to elementary and learn her animal sounds...
Then MGD decided she had to prove that she could stand on her exercise ball drunk. Again... (And with the "again" I was referring to standing on the ball... but the drunk part works too)
Excitingly enough CountryClub's cousin came and met everyone at the Den later. Too bad he was totally creeping on Crosby. Though CountryClub was too busy too spend much time with him, since apparently there was a run-in with T. Though Crosby was just attracting the creeps all night, seeing as there were some weird old guys in suits. Can you say future accountants?
Later back in Rez there was a CountryClub incident that had to do with making pasta. Well attempting to make pasta without putting the water in... MGD to the rescue! While MGD and CountryClub were making pasta they found a "You're a tool!" sign. So they ran up to 6K (while the hot pot was on... oops... maybe MGD is not as good at this whole cooking thing as she thinks...) and taped the sign on Clueless' door. Don't worry they didn't forget to knock. And run! When they came back down (they turned the hot pot off) they found out that HalfPint, Nathan, and Cheetah made SR. Congrats guys! As they were discussing this ManU returned from Rundle... His wife's room? Nope, actually his 2nd wives room! Though he was happy enough to sit with CountryClub and eat her destroyed pasta. Well at least someone enjoyed it.
So started the last day before reading week. And a beautiful idea it was! Therefore CountryClub decided it was a perfect day to put on shorts and celebrate the "summer day". Cheetah and MotherGoose all joined in the fun with their own summer clothes and they along with Crosby (who wouldn't dress up!) all headed to Safeway to buy fruit, and flowers, and drinks, all for their party. It was to be a wonderful night where they would play the OC drinking game and celebrate warmness... Ya except then 6K decided that instead of coming to the party they would play poker. It's not even tuesday! Clueless was the only one who came down in his shorts (he was on his way back from the gym... but good effort!)
So to hide the pain that 2K had from the kibosh of their summer party they watched My Best Friend's Wedding. Which was going quite well until Crosby started laughing harder than ever embarrassingly enough, it was in front of CountryClub's friends J and L. Seriously is "My Michael" actually that funny of a phrase?
Further on in the evening a drunken/high party of HalfPint, Cheetah, and Nathan decided that they wanted to go to the bar. So they headed to 17th and ended up doing an impromptu pub crawl. And got back later drunker than when they left, which was actually hard to believe.
Saturday was another slow saturday in Rez. Most people had already left for the break, but none the less people here still partied up. Cheetah, her sister, and a friend from home, as well as MotherGoose. Upon their return all four of them, were joined by HalfPint and Nathan for a game of Cranium. After that became boring they ordered pizza and watched Across the Universe.
YKYLM!!