Squish, Squash

Interesting news this week: Squishy is in town. Yes MGD is very happy about this. But really we want to see her with the one and only InterchangeableKelly. Meanwhile as MGD keeps running off to his games (...) 2K attends Wings Night at the Den. And this proved who's most on our floor. Seeing as the girls all got pints and the guys could only handle single glasses. Come on boys pick it up it 's not like it's Monday!
Though the highlight of the week is ThursDen. This week is probably the first week we really consider DJ and Nathan2.0. Hmmm... Well it started with the Den. Where most ridiculous nights begin. We were there to celebrate Matrix's birthday.
When back at Rez, everyone realized that DJ was nowhere to be found. MotherGoose ran back to the Den, CountryClub called and texted her, but she was missing. Everyone thought back to when they had last seen her. Probably with Nathan2.0. Hmmm... Is anyone in his room? Bang on the door. Nope. Press our ears to the door. There is definitely someone in there... MGD had a brilliant idea. Call DJ while listening on the door... "No... Don't answer that." Busted!!
Meanwhile in the kitchen Sonic was eating crackers but Cheetah got dangerously close to them. So he began throwing them at her. "If you keep throwing those at me I'm going to take them away." ... "You wouldn't dare!"
Out in the lounge Cheetah, CountryClub, Bigger&Better, and Smokey all awaited the "walk of shame" back to her room. And it never came? Now everyone was thoroughly confused.
And then comes Friday. Cheetah and MGD going strong. This'll be the 3rd night? But of course we have plans to meet Squishy and InterchangeableKelly at Tequila. And CountryClub has been banned from driving.... fun... So the group makes there way to the train, and run into a creepy old man. The Creeper from the Den! So we all get on the train and make sure that the Creeper is not in the same car as ours.
Once on the train Birdie announces that she has to pee... Oh jeeze what now? Well MotherGoose and CountryClub agree to get off the train and find the washroom. So they get off and walk to the 24hr McDonalds. It's closed, so they move on to the Mac's/Subway, the washroom was under construction. One last stop then screw it... They enter into the classy hotel find the washroom, and they do, and everyone's a snob. But they can pretend. As they are leaving Nelson calls, she and AmatureNight are on the next train. So they book it out to the train station and the 5 of them continue on to meet the others at Tequila.
Shortly after Birdie had to pee Cheetah, HalfPint, Lost&Found, and HotLips all had to pee as well, not wanting to waste time they decided finding a washroom was out of the question. This meant finding a random alleyway from them all to release in... Of course Cheetah and HalfPint had the whole squat down thing going on. While Lost&Found and HotLips spelled their names on the pavement...
At Tequila we had some interesting things occur... Can you say HotLips and Matrix? Oh yes they were having a lovely time... Though Crosby was assigned to watch DJ. So at least that was covered. But really at the end of the night Mousey was really the one that dealt with her. And so ended Friday night.
Saturday was slightly divided. Cheetah, Birdie, and Mousey headed to Melrose for a nice night at the bar. Meanwhile a Poker game had begun back at Rez. With a $5 buy in MGD, MotherGoose, HalfPint, Lost&Found, and HotLips, gambled there little hearts away. With a gracious win by HotLips.
Then at some point nearing the end of the night CountryClub returned, and had quite obviously ended her sober streak. Oh Bailey's! Though she and MGD had a good time chasing down Fudge for MotherGoose to find out his age. He's 21 by the way. Though somehow there was an incident where MGD climbed on top of her exercise, and to put it bluntly she was high in more ways than height.
Concluding yet another night... But never fear there's more to come... So keep your eyes open!
YKYLM!!