Friday, February 29, 2008

*GongShow*

Are you ready for this? We are about to reenact one of the most epic weekends in Rez... It at least makes the top 5. Keener's Birthday and Thursden Night. Starting with a nice pre-drink in MotherGoose and HalfPint's room, a bottle of wine was cracked. It started so classy... Then HotLips brought out the China White. And as I recall the bottle was emptied... All by shots...
When heading to the Den CountryClub and MGD decided to have a chat. "Are you as confused as I am?", "... uhh.... Sure..." Though their private conversation was interupted by HotLips "Confused about what?" This could be problematic, this was serious girl-talk. "Nathan! You need to have guy-talk with HotLips!!" He was very welcoming to the idea, and they walked arm in arm into the sunset. Or at least to the Den.
In line there was an interesting conversation between CountryClub and HotLips that had to do with a photo editing him so that he looked bigger... And then he'd look like J? And in the end they concluded that they needed to go shopping and buy HotLips new jeans. CountryClub's motivation? Matrix would be invited.

Later in the Den, MGD was randomly found by the one and only Clueless. And so began an interesting night for these two. Both clearly intoxicated the people surrounding them put all efforts into pushing them together. Therefore they danced and danced... and danced! There was also some mutual chit-chat, that not even they could hear.
Meanwhile ManU was off meeting his wife, on 3R? or 4R? Who knows...
Cheetah had disappeared to "find the guys".
Crosby was sitting on the side, unable to dance :(
And another night of HotLips living up to his name. Seeing as he and Matrix had a nice dance. Plus HotLips kept buying beer and Long Island Iced Teas. He was very good at sharing.
Finally it was time to head back to Rez, somewhere along the way Cheetah found a broom?
Meanwhile MGD and Clueless shared a nice moonlit walk, by themselves. The issue Clueless was much more sober than MGD. And both of them are chickens!!
When everyone was sitting in the lounge MGD turns to Crosby, "Where's CountryClub?"..."Oh shit! I'll call her..." Yes that's right CountryClub had been left at the Den. Though she was able to find her way back on her own. Kudos to her!
While in the lounge Nathan2.0 had pulled of his shirt and nearly passed out while standing. But that's ok because Cheetah just kept rubbing his stomach. When MGD and CountryClub saw Nathan2.0 with his shirt off they mentioned that he should try out for amature night. "W-w-w-w-woah... save it for DJ!" Somehow after this Nathan and Nathan2.0 both had open belts?
Then Cheetah decided that she wanted Nathan2.0 to go to bed and she threw him down the hallway.
Oh and there could have been some drunk dialing... Possibly... Commited by CountryClub: "MGD can I borrow your phone?" Sure. "Hi Clueless by the way you need to change your answering machine message because it is soooo boring! By the way are you coming to century club? Because..." What are you doing?!?! Lol... Ooops...
At some point we had two new comers T and J. Of course this called for a classic CountryClub moment. "T and J" No. "J and T" No. "Wait I don't get it!"
Nathan and ManU had a moment to themselves... "I love you man!"
Also the first night that HotLips was "sexiled!"
Also earlier in the evening there was a "bubblefight" of sorts between FreshMeat and Sonic. Well that's just too cute! Except for slightly immature on his part... But again people can be forgiven for cuteness!
Moving on. Next we have Friday night. Which became deemed as Century Club Night.
This night started off quite well with a shopping trip between CountryClub, MotherGoose, HotLips, and Matrix. Can you say perfect facilitation moment? ;) Though on this trip HotLips lost a bet to CountryClub and we all saw the results of that.About 5 people made it to the end of Century Club. Some people did a Power Hour but either way most people where trashed. It was a good night for everyone, MotherGoose might have been all over Fudge. But only slightly. Though in her defense she did do what everyone was waiting to see by slapping Vernon.
There was also a bit where CountryClub took MGD's phone (why she gave her phone up again is beyond me) and texted Clueless. And once again he lived up to his name. But he did seem genuine, so cute and forgiven.
And where is DJ through this whole night? Well she's not drinking you see because she's on medication for strep throat. But she definitely had her fun by being high as a kite. But then again so are Cheetah and Crosby.
Also the night our loverly Matrix became Ninja... or at least for the first time in rez... After being removed from HotLips and Lost&Found's room she proceeded to make her way down to 2K. And ended up on the floor? Quite annoyed with the people who didn't believe she could "roll" to her room, she yells "Lick my vagine!" then calls "I'm a Ninja!" She did make it back to her room... Eventually. And when she started to leave Crosby was all over it "Get back in there!!!" And she did. For a little while. A short while after, whilst everyone was in the lounge, a hooded figure emerged from the girls wing. The give away? The red hair pulled to the front. "Matrix escaped!" Apparently she headed to 7 stepped out of the elevator, saw a door, and got right back in and went to 6. Where MGD, Crosby, and MotherGoose found her. I think it's about bedtime for everyone!
And so end an eventful weekend... Just kidding seeing as that was only thursday and friday. But saturday was a little more chillaxed. A night of Hannibal, Old School, and Guitar Hero. Though this was not enough for some so Cheetah and Crosby decided they were bored around 10:30 and determined it was about time they started drinking. And somewhere along the way Cheetah disappeared to get high with the boys. Oh and the night was classically ended by a stint from Sonic of smashing a guitar hero guitar. Classy!
A chill night all in all... But I know you still want to here more! So keep reading more... And to everyone involved: Keep up the good work!
YKYLM!!

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